Wednesday, May 7, 2008

close standers

I was at Publix this morning buying some snacks to tide me over for the rest of the week. I had less than 10 items so that was the line I chose. This woman was standing so close behind me I couldn't even take a step backwards. My coffee hadn't fully circulated my system so I said to her "Hey Lady, could you back up? Yeah you, with the stupid mini-croissants. Back the ef up."

Of course, I didn't really say that. But I wanted to.

2 comments:

Jamber said...

You should have farted.

Oh gross! Did I just say that?

J. Douglas said...

I had mini-croissants Sunday morning. They are bite-size and delicious.