I got in to work today with a medicine headache. I'm fighting my allergies and a sore throat and I all I wanted was a steaming cup of hot coffee. So, I immediately go to kitchen where i find the coffee pot empty which is kinda bullshit for 8:35 a.m. I shrug off this first misfire of the morning and brew another pot. Moments later I open the fridge to grab the creamer. WHICH IS EMPTY. I kid you not...it is sitting in the fridge on it's rightful shelf completely empty. As you can imagine, this sends me into a mild temper tantrum, only you, my blog readers with get the full breadth of my anger. SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
I grumble and complain my way down the hall to my desk to retrieve the 7 lowly dollars collected from my previous email. Melissa joined me for my trip to the grocery where we purchased 2 jumbo sized creamers. Atop one I wrote today's date, atop the other "Do not open unless your intials are AA, SC, or ME."
God help my colleagues if I have to write another "Creamer Caper Update."
2 comments:
Fear the Scorwin wrath!! A wireless webcam sounds like a future purchase!!! That way you can record the thievery and replay for the entire office to humiliate the thief.....It would probably end up being that surprises you.
I found a mini-fridge that you can keep at your desk.
http://tinyurl.com/6dpjja
I'd be happy to purchase it for when our check comes in...next week.
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