red and khaki

I was in Target the other day to buy moving supplies. I had a basket filled with all the necessities including masking tape, tissue paper, clorox wipes, two bottles of champagne, a people magazine, and various other items. A little girl was wandering through the aisles with her grandfather (or dad, you never know these days). She was clearly looking for that new, very important, trip to target toy purchase. She was asking the man question after question in that oh so cute kid gibberish and then looked at me and said "Ask herrrrr, she pobly knows." Hmm, I wonder, why would I know? Oh, it's because i was wearing a red zip jacket and khaki pants. The uniform of someone who knows. Geez. I was suddenly embarassed and headed for checkout.