I returned to work today after being out sick on 5/21 and 5/22, which isn't important really except for when I tell you what happened during my absence. You see, on 5/20 I purchased a brand new jumbo size Sugar Free Hazelnut Coffee-Mate Creamer. We've (Annie and I) developed a habit of writing the purchase date on the cap of creamer so we can track how long it lasts. Well congratulations ladies and gentleman of Sawgrass Village Building #4, you've set a record. Two and one-half days (it was purchased during lunch on 5/20) and you drained an entire bottle.
I could say "I'm not even mad-I'm impressed," but if I'm being honest, and this is my honest place, I'd tell you that I'm a little annoyed. A wise friend once told me, "don't eat the first piece or the last piece and we'll be just fine." So, I submit to you, my coffee-loving friends on the internets, creamer prices are sky-rocketing just like gasoline...how would the office folk feel if i drained their tanks and only left a splash....
*this post is supposed to be overly dramatic. i have very little problem with sharing (i swear mom, i've out grown it)
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Is it okay that I have become annoyed with your coworkers, too? I mean seriously, how rude!
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