how does my garden grow??

yesterday michael stopped by before work. i was still getting ready and still in my jammies chugging my first cup of coffee.
i was chattering at him while he layed on the couch trying to catch extra winks before heading to keystone for an appt.
i unlocked the backdoor to my porch and said "want to come look at my plants with me"
bewildered he replied "WHAT are you talking about"
i said "every morning i go out and look at my plants to see how they're doing"
he said "Oh my God, Old Mother Hubbard."
and then laughed the way he does..ya know..with the weezing.
i thought it was uncalled for until i remembered that i just told i'd organized all my recipes and coupons the night before. wow. i'm getting old.
thought maybe you'd enjoy seeing my pride and joy...