1) last night my cell rang. unknown number. i answered.
Caller: hello, i found your # on a twenty dollar bill and thought i should call and let whoever it is know that, well, their # is on a twenty dollar bill.
me: UM, WHO IS THIS?
Caller: my name is lloyd.
me: where did you get the money lloyd?
Lloyd: out of an ATM in Arlington which is in Jacksonville, Florida
me: I live in Jacksonville too and this has been my # for 11 years. Does it say anything else?
Lloyd: wow, that's really weird. no it doesn't say anything else. want me to scratch it out.
me: Yes please that would be great.
Lloyd: okay, i'll scratch it out right now.
me: Okay, thanks Lloyd.
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2) They should make the egg beater container look less like the half n half container cuz that was one gross surprise in my coffee this morning.
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